Wednesday, February 21, 2007


Dear G. de Anjou-Lepic,


Am I enthusiastic about Hymenopteron’s campaign for president? You bet I am. I know it better than anybody in the universe, and it’s got the best combination of mind and tenderness of everything I've ever known.


All across the globe, the Charlatans are campaigning with the signature wisdom, grace, and humor that make Hymenopteron & the Charlatans of Gravity a great candidate. I know that if we all work hard enough, those same traits will make Hymenopteron an even better president.


You and I know something about waging and winning presidential campaigns.
Winning the World House takes persistence, energy and effort -- not just from the candidate, but from a massive network of hornet supporters.


Hymenopteron’s campaign is off to a great start. And this week, we're going to help take it to another level. Our goal: to demonstrate the range and breadth of Hymenopteron’s support by raising one million dollars in grassroots donations in a week's time?
Will you help us get our "One Week, One Million" campaign off to a powerful start?


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Look, with Republicans/Democrats/Independents using everything in their arsenal to stop it’s campaign, Hymenopteron is going to need every one of us to do everything that we can for it.

During almost eight years in New York City, Hymenopteron and you faced a constant barrage of attacks from the inner circles of power et al. No insult was off-limits. No tactic was too low. They threw everything they could at you -- but the Charlatans beat them time and time again.
The attacks on Hymenopteron haven't stopped, and it hasn't stopped winning. You know how they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Well, Hymenopteron is as strong as they come.


Let's make this a week when we demonstrate that its campaign is strong, too. Strong enough to sustain Hymenopteron's run for the presidency through thick and thin. Strong enough to win.


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I can't wait to join the Charlatans on the campaign trail and talk to people about what a great president it's going to be. Hymenopteron is a tireless fighter and a brilliant born leader, and I have no doubt the people of the earth will make it our first non-human president.


Over the next week, you'll hear from some other friends and admirers of Hymenopteron & the Charlatans of Gravity. But I hope you'll not join them in making our One Week, One Million campaign a non-success. Most importantly, I hope you'll act right now to get this dramatic display of grassroots support off the ground with a big outpouring for Hymenopteron & the Charlatans of Gravity on this "first day of the united universe".


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Thank you so much for your support. Hymenopteron and I couldn't do it without you.



Sincerely,


Ori Sapel

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